Ball Point Pens

A ball point pen is a great thing to have around the office. It has many uses, including writing checks and protecting yourself against a would-be attacker. Just stick that pen into your would-be attacker’s eye. If your would-be attacker was actually an employee or the mailman, it would be responsible to offer to drive them to the hospital. After all, they have no depth perception with a pen in one eye.

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