Wedding Gifts

A watermelon flavored Jolly Rancher is not an appropriate wedding gift, because you don’t know, the groom might be a diabetic. A much safer gift is to just buy a real watermelon. Also, go ahead and gift wrap that watermelon and put on some nice clothes.

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