A keyboard is a wonderful place to store very small things, like tiny amounts of food. Think of your keyboard as a piggy bank for potato chip crumbs and drops of sugary soda water.
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A ball point pen is a great thing to have around the office. It has many uses, including writing checks and protecting yourself against a would-be attacker. Just stick that pen into your would-be attacker’s eye. If your would-be attacker was actually an employee or the mailman, it would be responsible to offer to drive them to the hospital. After all, they have no depth perception with a pen in one eye.
Bending a paperclip can be medium amounts of fun. The fun level is somewhere between the fun of doing assignments in class, and the fun of not doing assignments in class. People with small, wimpy fingers should be careful not to hurt their small, wimpy fingers when bending the paperclip.