When you take a trip, it is smart to take notes each time you cross a border or enter a new city. Make a list of the places where the most road construction is taking place. This means that place has some extra money they didn’t spend on food and shelter. This information could be worth lots of money, in case you ever become a cat burglar or start a business selling information to cat burglars.
Category Archives: Rules of the Road
If you like turkeys, Missouri is the place to be. Missouri has an abundance of Wild Turkeys. Missouri also has an abundance of flat, dead Road Turkeys.
Police like to catch people speeding by hiding behind overpasses or billboards, or by parking at Denny’s. Everybody expects this, so it’s not very effective. Police should invest in one of those big rigs with a ramp on the back where a police car can come shooting out of the back, just like Spy Hunter. Nobody expects Spy Hunter.
Lightning bugs glow for about 20 minutes after hitching a ride on the windshield. If your headlight burns out, just scrap up some lightning bugs and stick them onto your headlight.