Tag Archives: Food

Microwave Safety

When using a microwave oven, it is best to operate the microwave with the door to the microwave closed. Also, it is best not to put metal in the microwave. Food is a better option. On the other hand, if the goal is to have a fireworks show, possibly start a fire, or never use that microwave again, it is best to put metal in the microwave.

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Computer Keyboards

A keyboard is a wonderful place to store very small things, like tiny amounts of food. Think of your keyboard as a piggy bank for potato chip crumbs and drops of sugary soda water.

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Road Construction

When you take a trip, it is smart to take notes each time you cross a border or enter a new city. Make a list of the places where the most road construction is taking place. This means that place has some extra money they didn’t spend on food and shelter. This information could be worth lots of money, in case you ever become a cat burglar or start a business selling information to cat burglars.

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