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Catching Flies

The old saying is “You catch more flies with honey.” A better way to catch flies is to cook lots of bacon and not clean your stove, and maybe stop flushing your toilet for a while.

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Bathroom Fixtures

A toilet and sink are standard bathroom fixtures, and a shower is common. Also common is a fancy basket with some magazines next to the toilet. It is important the magazines are not current, but not vintage. They should have some non-nude but nevertheless revealing pictures of attractive people on the covers. Also acceptable is a book with bad jokes or weird laws.

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