Sweatpants by Location

Sweatpants inside the home are a great way to be comfortable. Sweatpants outside the home are a great way to let everybody know you are on important personal business, are a bad person to ask for directions, and probably didn’t have time to shower this week.

Wristwatches

Wristwatches can be an excellent tool for being on time. Also, they can make you look classy. The kind of classy that makes a person think “Damn, that guy must work at a high-powered law firm.” The best kind of wristwatch to buy is one that has lots of shine on it. The shinier wristwatches tends to be expensive, so ideally you will want to spend as much money as you have, plus if you are poor probably borrow a bunch of money also. Some watches come with calculators on them. Those watches are good if you want to audition for a teenage sitcom, 20 years ago.